A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.
commission for @seldritchowl
On a lighter + adjacent note i love dis tweet + these QRTs of it ^_^… literally…
Honestly I’m both sides of this conversation
one time I was arguing with a guy and he randomly switched to italian for the rest of the argument when he was losing. unforgettable experience
he’s got a sadness about him you only see in catholic stained glass windows
40 notes in and this post already has a blorbo tag. the blorbo? ringo starr. i’m never leaving this website as long as i live
fantasizing about my back being cracked like a glow stick and releasing all of my inhibitions, allowing me to feel the rain on my skin
Aesop’s Fables
oh to reread your favourite book for the first time again
🤔
other ppl have been sending me images of this all day
they found the culprit and turned their cock back one hour
